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 If they're gonna judge you anyways, leave them with nothing left to say.

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 Warns script kiddies not to screw with the man.

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 Homage to the timeless question: Do you tip for good service or just to save face?

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 Easy to please with the right ingredient.

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 Pretty simple eh? We were thinking of making it "Eat Sh*t and Die" or "Eat Sh*t and Be Merry", or even "Eat Sh*t and F*c...

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 Representing any group situation where you wanted to stab at least one person in the neck with a fork.

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 Pro-choice IS Pro-life. Un-loved babies grow up to rob people.

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 Evil doers beware. Bush's comin to get ya. Again.

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 Spread open wide and waiting for love. Lube up fingers and get workin...

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 Official 'Team Hung' slogan. Get it if you already gave your best and have no regrets at all.

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 Just because you're a mom, that doesn't mean you aren't fantasized about. Let em know you know.

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 If you don't like your job, go get an education.

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 Insincerity can be a laxative. Thank all the asses around you for their generosity in helping you clean out yours.

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 Some want to abuse you. Some want to be abused.

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 Not my playstation and gold. Take the kids, the house, even the dog. But leave my gold.

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 Because all the stupid people should appreciate you as well.

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 Provide the opportunity of a lifetime to those too intimidated by the power of the 'stache. As offered by Ramathorn in S...

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