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If they're gonna judge you anyways, leave them with nothing left to say.
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Warns script kiddies not to screw with the man.
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Homage to the timeless question: Do you tip for good service or just to save face?
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Easy to please with the right ingredient.
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Pretty simple eh? We were thinking of making it "Eat Sh*t and Die" or "Eat Sh*t and Be Merry", or even "Eat Sh*t and F*c...
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Representing any group situation where you wanted to stab at least one person in the neck with a fork.
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Pro-choice IS Pro-life. Un-loved babies grow up to rob people.
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Evil doers beware. Bush's comin to get ya. Again.
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Spread open wide and waiting for love. Lube up fingers and get workin...
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Official 'Team Hung' slogan. Get it if you already gave your best and have no regrets at all.
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Just because you're a mom, that doesn't mean you aren't fantasized about. Let em know you know.
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If you don't like your job, go get an education.
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Insincerity can be a laxative. Thank all the asses around you for their generosity in helping you clean out yours.
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Some want to abuse you. Some want to be abused.
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Not my playstation and gold. Take the kids, the house, even the dog. But leave my gold.
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Because all the stupid people should appreciate you as well.
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Provide the opportunity of a lifetime to those too intimidated by the power of the 'stache. As offered by Ramathorn in S...
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